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Hey there! Feel free to join, there are no conditions, you just have to love Black Books - Bernard, Manny, Fran and wine.

Now, some quotes!


'I dont know, it's an impossible choice - walls,
thermometers... I'll just have to hope that when I flip
the coin it somehow explodes and kills me.'

'-What do they want from me, why can't they just leave me
alone? I mean,what do they want from me?
-Manny:Well they want to buy books.
-Yeah but why me? Why do they come to me?
-Manny:Because you sell books.
-Yeah, I know, but Jesus...'

'We can't let them[the customers in a bookshop] find reasons to leave... we can feed
them! Lunch and dinner! And we'll build a pool, and a gym,
and an Egyptian style casino! No, that's a bit much.'

'-You always want something. You know in Tibet if they
want something, they give something away.
-Do they? That must be why they're such a dominant global
power.'

'-It's a chicken! Chicken is finite. You've got to move
on, how're you going to cope when somebody dies?
-Manny:Well, I'll just use the legs, it's thrifty.'

"I've never said it before because I'm too nice, but your
son has the cold, dead eyes of a killer."

'-So what's it like then, fags and booze?
-Well to be honest, after absolutely years of smoking and
drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think-
-Yep.
-You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette
with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of
cornershop piss at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself
and think.
-Yep.
[holiding glass of wine, blowing out cigarette smoke and
grinning]
-This is fantastic. I'm in heaven.'

'-You know, if the two of you could do something relaxing
together this place wouldn't be so tense.
-What, every time we bicker we should have sex?'

'I am about to stop playing Who Shall I Kill First in my
head and just go for what feels natural! I think I'll
start with me- then it's you.

'-Now, all I need is some kind of system-
-Manny:Ptchah. There's only one system. Bet. Lose. Borrow,
steal, lose. Take the drugs. Lose. Prison. Death.'

'Right, you- keep an eye on her. And you- keep an eye on
him. I've got a universe to master.'

'Manny:Hah. You're toast. T.O.E.A.R.S.T. Toearst.'

'-When's the next race?
-There's none, we're closing now.
-I can't stop now, I'm winning... Come on, we'll make our
own race, you against Pat, huh? Three times round the car
park, I'll put sixty quid on you, you're looking at me.'

'-Manny: Ah, did you win or lose?
-It's hard to say.
-Manny: Alright, have you got more money, or less money?
-That's complicated.
-Manny: Have you got no money?
-Yeah.'

'Fran: You know what will happen don't you? He'll come in
and he'll say-
Manny: [mock irish accent] Fran, Manny, help me I'm in
trouble.
Bernard: [comes in] Fran, Manny, help me I'm in-
Fran: Hey Bernard, are you in some kind of trouble?'
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A fan club for those who love the quirky Black Books.
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SnapCentino Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Professional Writer
I feel it's somehow fitting, for the fandom of a series taking place in a bookshop that barely sees any good business, to have the words 'nothing happening' repeated over and over in the weekly stats.
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VeeVM Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Hobbyist
We love Black Books in Czech Republic too :-D
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Negative--Space Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm really sorry but your group name just had the word 'bees' in it
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Somnolent-Droid Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
"You can't live off the mushrooms growing in your hair!
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Iseldelth Featured By Owner May 5, 2012  Student
-You think I should wash my beard?
-Yes, I think you should wash it. Then you should shave it off, nail it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow. :')
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LaraToulemonde Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011
haha... i stumbled across this by sheer chance. couldn't believe my eyes. i LOVE black books!! :D
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jypsi-chan Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Student General Artist
Yay :D BB is the best :D
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jypsi-chan Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2010  Student General Artist
Hey everyone, please let me know if the join thing is working, I've allowed any deviant to join. it says so. if not im going to throw my tank of a computer into the fire. not really. i love it. but yes. please let me know!!
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androidfink Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
'Fran: You know what will happen don't you? He'll come in
and he'll say-
Manny: [mock irish accent] Fran, Manny, help me I'm in
trouble.
Bernard: [comes in] Fran, Manny, help me I'm in-
Fran: Hey Bernard, are you in some kind of trouble?'

My favourite part of the entire series xD
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jypsi-chan Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2010  Student General Artist
BAHAH I love when Fran imitates Bernard. Or when she's in the dollhouse with the Bernard and Manny dolls XD
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